Tuesday, November 27, 2007

A bad time to post



Note to self: In my room, at 11:15am, the sun shines directly in your face.
Seriously, if I wasn't wearing a hat right now I wouldn't be able to see anything except very high intensity elecromagnetic radiation.

I think it is pretty sweet that we have decided to go with "electromagnetic radiation" to describe light. I'm pretty excited about it at least.

So i just sat down and plotted out my 3 week plan. Turns out I have about 17 days until I'm on break again. But this 17 days isn't any old 17 day timespan. This is like the sprint that runners do at the end of the race. Yeah, sure, you are tired. Sure, you've been at it for a while now. But you know what? You've got to sprint anyway. So that's what I'm hoping to do.

...after this nap.

Just like I'm going on a diet after I eat these chicken wings. Diets are nice. Some people don't know what the hell they are talking about though. Like for example, the 'healthy option' at burger king is just a whopper sans buns. Like the bun was the worst part. I'm no Dr. Atkins but I think its pretty clear that the inside isn't exactly a fresh vegetable.

But about McDonalds and Burger king... I think they get a bad rep. I mean, granted you probably shouldnt eat their food... you shouldn't pass up burger king and go to the outback and get a bloomin onion or whatever. I think that most of the shit you order is worse for you than a whopper. Like a steak and cheese sub has got to be worse for you than a double cheeseburger. Say what you will, I think Mcd's and BK are under so much steam because they put their nutritional information right there on the wall. Whereas other places dont even know what they are giving you. BK just does it better, and they do it in china too.

With that said, I'm still going to be getting the buffalo finger and I'm still going to be dipping it in bleu cheese. And I'm going to spell blue b-l-e-u. I'm not going to spell theater t-h-e-a-t-r-e because i'm not shakespeare but bleu makes me feel a littlemore sophisticated. And I pretend that I say it differently too, even though I'm sure its the same.

When I say blue vs bleu. The sky is blue, the cheese is bleu.
I guess i say it a little different. The sky is bloo. The cheese is blew.
You catchin what I'm throwin?

Alright. I'm out **high five to davesplat**
wicka wicka wicka wild wild west

2 comments:

DS said...

Hi Mark, it's Dave Hyde, how are you? im laughing as i write this, your blog has me cracking up. your blog has me in stitches, lol.

k dude, ill be hitting you up more, watch out

chchchcheckitout

jhyde said...

join the fb group "i have an overwhelming problem in life, but i'll just take a nap"

i'll try to update more but you roy and dave are blog legends

p.s. the word i had to type in was 'alejapwq'

i feel like more often than not these words have some significance

i never click the 'give me another word' button, i always try to type the one in even though its sometimes really hard to read

i just got denied and had to re-type letters

i'm drinking a hofbrahaus oktoberfest and watching celtics