deal with this post

deal with this mildly intoxicated post.

So I've been living in marina bay at my parents place for the past few days. They are in Hawaii though. This is loosely translated to me watching tv and walking around naked.

The place is pretty clean and I make about an omelette a day. I only have like 10 channels though, only the 200's. Which is loosely translated to me watching The OC season one two episodes a day. The good news is I really like it and watched some episodes on joox.net. Please, tell me you go to that website.

You dont? Well not only are you ill informed, but you are also lame. Joox.net is so money that you might as well trade in everything you have in your wallet in place of putting that on your bookmark list.

Check it out.

So tonight I decided I would check out some bars nearby. Good news is that they are about 45 seconds west. Or east. In fact I have no idea what heading they are but they are most definitely "that way". Anyway I got a cheeseburger from one place called "fishbones" and I asked for it medium. The chick gave me medium rare like a jerk and I told her I didnt like it but ate it anyway. After all, she gave me honey mustard sauce. And a newspaper. So I can't complain.

I tipped her 5 bucks and made her a paper rose. Paper roses = awesomeness and props from everyone around you instantly. Learn how to make them and give htem away to everyone you can. Spread the love. Its great.

On airplanes you can get free snacks, meals, drinks, peanuts, and accessories (including headphones and blankets)

Hyde is in spain. Wanna know why thats cool? Because I'm alone walking around naked in quincy, ma. wait.

Dave hyde is excellent.

I didn't mean to put that so close to the sentence about me being naked but you should just deal with it. Also, you should probably consider watching Star Wars again. You've never seen star wars??? Thats weird, you should press alt+f4 or apple+q if you havent. I heard that helps.

Also, you should consider going to www.vcdquality.com and checking out what the pirates have to offer.

Listening to daft punk.

Ok. I kind of sort of not really half apologize for not posting in such a long time. But its hard living alone. You know i've spent more time looking at craigslist than i have spent checking my email or doing the dishes? Craigslist is so ridiculous, you should read some of the shit on there. I debated posting a ridiculous W4M (woman for man) and then pasting all the ridiculous responses i got.

You'd be surprised how much ridiculous shit is going on around us. Unsane. ill credible.

Eat this post. Put sauce on it. Dip it in honey mustard and go burn off the weight after.

This post is made to make your brain hurt. Too bad.