Tuesday, December 25, 2007

4 Reasons why AvP-r was badass.

The insults are excellent.


We can all agree that the humans (with maybe a slight exception for the hot chick) are not any reason to go see AvP-r. With that said, I was very impressed by the biting insults delivered to worthless characters in the movie. One of the many times in the movie you'll want to say 'fuck yea' is when the older brother absolutely owns the deusche bag kid who says "let's just leave and not get guns". He gets shut down quickly and told why that's a terrible idea, then..."you're too stupid to talk, shut the fuck up". Haha, awesome.

The movie is rated R.


Who the hell makes an Alien versus Predator movie PG-13? That was the biggest mistake in that last shit show of a movie. Alien and Predator are both heralded, individually, as being some of the goriest movies of their time. Why would you make AvP suck so bad. This movie, AvP-r, is aptly hyphenated. It was rated fucking R. That means don't bring a little kid to this because you are going to see some crazy shit.

People are killed off in the best of ways.


The first two humans to get it, get it REAL good. This first scene is worth the 10 dollars alone. If you like alien movies, that is one of the best scenes in the entire series. The way that as soon as things start to get cheesy or hollywood, predator steps in and absolutely runs shit is so brilliant. Oh what's that, this movie is getting a little sappy? Insert amazing death scene followed by predator badass-ing around with his fiendish gadgetry.

The predator makes you say "fuck yea" a lot.


I love predator. I think he is one of the illest badasses ever to be put on screen. He is so stealthy, has the most ridiculous technology, and has the coolest bushido style of all the aggressive space hunters out there. Try NOT to say fuck yeah when he obliterates human heads off of attacking bodies, sets up devious alien battle traps, and creeps around in trees shooting plasma balls.

1 comment:

jhyde said...

hahahha awesome post, one of the top 5 i've seen all time, makes me want to see aliens versus predator requiem for a dream, too scary?

why can't it just be avp2, that's my biggest gripe