the saturday night post

well if I dont post now, I certainly won't post later on tonight.

First and foremost, this blog (aka me) would like to personally applaud katie for finally commenting. Welcome to the blogosphere. Howley could learn a thing or two from you.

For instance, how to be an attractive female. Howley, step up your game.

But enough of howley and katie, they aren't important to this post. And howley gets really upset when I talk shit about him on my blog.

Back to what is important.. Emeril.

Here is why I strongly dislike emeril, I wont say hate because it is perhaps not the correct word. But I saw an episode of emeril, or whatever his show is called, and I wanted to commit first degree murder and convince my lawyer to get me off on manslaughter.

I watched his show and he walked out like an all-star. Like the messiah of food. He walked around a set. With an audience. In a suit. To music. It's a COOKING SHOW. He's not a leader of some grand nature.

He shook a randomly selected few hands from the front row (a man of the people, no doubt). and then began to cook.

Disgusting. But he's not as bad as rachel ray. I take it back, they are equally terrible. Want to know who wins? Barefoot Contessa, ina garten. She doesn't pretend to be anyone shes not and she makes damn good food. She has nice little food parties and is just a good gal. Cheers to the barefoot contessa.

But enough food network. Let's discuss something of supreme importance. Mac apps. This one is for davesplat because its very cool. Very cool. and it doesn't even use that much of your CPU. In fact, I notice zero difference in performance.

Download Wall Saver. It is great. Basically, whatever your screensaver is now becomes your background. Use flare at first and be amazed by the glory of dynamic desktop backgrounds.

Then go find a screen saver that is REALLY cool. Like Electric Sheep.

Enjoy.

Tomorrow I'm going to post about the crazy storm we are getting. Everyone up in burlington still is here to weather the storm. I like what Jeff hyde said in his blog. It was about the way people bond over a nice snow storm.

People around me are discussing:
Two girls one finger.
Salsa snack.

I assume they are as terrible as two girls one cup. I bet you'd like me to check those videos out and tell you if they are terrible. But I won't. Call it suspense. Or maybe I just don't want to see them.

Ew. Ew gross. They are watching them and I'm listening to them. They sound just as bad. Splattering. Ew.

Ok, last thing.
Tonight I'm going to go to a friends house but guess where he lives. Walk to papa johns (like papa ginos or pizza hut) and then walk to the side door. The next door is his place. Thats right, he lives directly above papa johns. Weird, right? If you lived there wouldnt you get papa john's all the time? If you were really lazy or just too tired to move. Apparently he even gets free pizza. That's pretty cool.

... Fuck you emeril.
-out